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archive 24 12-25-05 17:24
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TITLE: omg
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/12/2003 18:37:53
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BODY:
hey my people chickens!

i am hyper right now.

i just ate like 4 bowls of

jelly beans.

we put our jelly beans in

nice lil cereal bowls and

eat them out XD

hey mans.......man-ettes!

if you readith this

please know that i am

shaking. its fun. whoa!

kelsy:

we need to stalk <~:>Josh<:~>

tomorrow. and read my horo.

for tomorrow!







If you want this to be the first of many perfect dates, both of you need to do the work. Happy accidents happen, but some things shouldn't be left to chance. Now is the time to ask whether the object of your desire has a different agenda.





hahahahahahah

oh great!

ok. so im gonna go.

seemingly because sash-a

is not in right now.

please leave a message after

the beep!

:::bEeP:::



:::Sash-a:::

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: CornbreadBitch
DATE: 05/13/2003 14:56:07
you really need to quit with the illegal green leaves sir.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/13/2003 18:31:59
hahhaha did you act on your horo?! you soo should've! one of us should haver him!
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archive 23 12-25-05 17:23
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TITLE: omg, weekend
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/11/2003 18:35:41
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BODY:
ok 1st off: YAY!

it was fun.

firday was my 1st nite EVA

stayin with jess and only

jess. it was at robins.

i think she had a good time.

i did. and we watched the end

of cruel intentions (the part

where he gets hit by the car)

like 50 times. THAT IS SO FUNNY!

we laffed so hard, but then

again evathing was funny. you

"nose" what i mean :D

and yeah. i liked that. just me

and jess. cuz it wasnt like i

was just hangin out with her to

"eat jelly beans", we actually

talked and stuff. although i had

"eaten sum jelly beans" before,

it was still just me and jess!

fUNN! and this guy at robins!

omg. we were watchin cruel

intentions and he was like

"im gonna tell your moms!"

and we were like (from that one

song):

"tell my mamma!"

"you so bad!"

"were so bad! you just mad cuz you

aint my dad!"

then he looked at us funny. and we

laffed at him. twas funn.

that was all just friday.

saturday, i went to STEW-A'S party

(aka: Amber!) and it was off the

fo hezzy (yah, i cant pull that off

can i?)

me and kelsy were pirates with our

balloon pirate gear :D twas great.

our "swords" were quite amusing!

that night was so fun. and i gave

amber like the TINY bit of

"jelly beans" i had left for her

b-day. she liked them :D

and when my dad came to pick me up.

omg, like we had this talk right.

and he was like

"who are these guys that keep calling?"

then i told him and he was like

"your not having sex w/ any of them r u?"

and i was like NO! cuz ewwww. thats wrong

for the guys who call. NOOOOO!

but yeah, we had "that" talk. and it

was over. i went to sleep.

then today! i find out about autumn.

and jme. and trey tells me sum things

im not ok with. and yeah. but i went

to my cuzins cabin and went tubing!

it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cold, but it was great. it was a very

spontaneous thing. and i had to do it

cuz im just crazy and spontaneous like

that. but it was great. the sad part

is.....i wore my suit under my clothes

to the cabin. and when my suit got wet

i had to go completly commando home.

NOT A GOOD FEELING PEOPLE! NOT! but it

was worth it. now im exhausted and want

to talk to jme or autumn on the fone

to find out what happened during their

weekend. so im gonna go!

this has been a long post.

im out.

bebe.



:::Sash-a:::

waaaahoooooo for naked!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: CornbreadBitch
DATE: 05/11/2003 18:56:19
it twas fun, wasn't it? just me and sasha. but autumn did not have fun this weekend and you'll probably find out hear shortly, though the best story is from her, and not j-me.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/14/2003 18:10:27
what??? im confuzed :(
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archive 22 12-25-05 17:23
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TITLE: days like these
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/09/2003 15:43:15
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BODY:
you know what?

i need to go to skool!

i need to stop skipping!!!

HELP!

i am going crazy.

......................

...................

......................

.........................

........................

..................

..........

.......

...

..

.

that was fun fun fun!!!

hey im bout to go babysit

4 my SISTA! so i will leave.

this post was pointless.

good bye!



:::Sash-a:::

im to sexy for my shirt

so watch me take it off!

jk......

JOSH IS SESSY!

ps. he has BIG HANDS! you all

know what that means ;D
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: CornbreadBitch
DATE: 05/10/2003 20:41:32
Jellybeans, Asiakan Americans, Sebastian and the cab, and the Giggles is in Cruel Intentions.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/14/2003 18:09:35
hahahahahahha oh great XD
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/12/2003 15:58:50
YAY FOR BIG HANDS!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHA
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/14/2003 18:11:04
*drools*

yeah baby :D
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/16/2003 15:01:48
dood i'm fuckin horny now.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/17/2003 15:20:53
mwahahahahahahaha i always am :]
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/18/2003 09:09:22
hehe me too.
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archive 21 12-25-05 17:14
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TITLE: another entry for quizzes.....fun
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 19:23:12
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BODY:
leo
You should be a Leo, Outgoing, warm, friendly,
generous, loyal, likable, entertaining, likes
attention, confident, cherrful, creative,
strong-willed, charismatic, proud, extrovert,
but can be demanding, dogmatic, controlling,
afraid of rejection



~*What is your TRUE Zodica sign?*~
brought to you by Quizilla

really now...and im a pisces!



bondage
bondage



What's YOUR sexual fetish?
brought to you by Quizilla

hahahahahaha tape :D




Sponge Bob Square Pants: you like them square and
spongy.



Which guy are you destined to have sex with?
brought to you by Quizilla

really.....i want a spongy guy?? FUN!



ok i cant do anymore! BAAAA!
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archive 20 12-25-05 17:12
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TITLE: hahahahahahaha this are funny!
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 19:07:34
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BODY:
Stonerrrrr.
Hey, does "Just say no" mean -nothing- to
you? Either Principal Fuckwad found your stash
of drug paraphenalia or you dropped out when
you found selling pot to 6th graders to be a
more fulfulling waste of your time than school.
Yay! ..now grow up.



Why will YOU not pass high school?
brought to you by Quizilla

its sooo true...........
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/08/2003 19:14:54
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahaa.. that's hillarious.. i can't remembr what mine as.. i have to go read my journal..



ok now kids i want to introduce another friend o' da' bible

HELL YEAAAA
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 19:23:54
really fun!

we are online



way too much!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/10/2003 15:18:33
yea we are! hahahahahahhaahaha
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archive 19 12-25-05 17:05
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TITLE: well la di FRIKIN da!
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 18:17:25
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BODY:
everyone seems to be posting

today.....coinincodence?????

i think not me good sirs &

sir-ets!

ok so maybe it is.

I ARE EXCITED!

dont know why though........

amber party on sat. me happy :D

amber cool. kelsy you should

have a party. that would be one

rockin party. and jme, you

always have parties. who else

wants a party????



well anywho-zers! soooooooooooo

bored. like a frog on a log,

smokin sum "fog" haha. code rocks.

"jelly beans" are pimps when you

"eat" them out of a "peep"!!!!!!

see its easter stoner code. haha!

success!!!!



doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

you know what?

your mother.......

sooo bored *yawn* hey jess. if

you want to and you read this before

tomorrow (if not ill call ya) you

wanna stay the night at my sisters

place tomorrow and baby sit with me?

autumn might be coming to baby sit.

but i dont know. and yeah....

im kinda pissed off at jme and autumn.

well not so much autumn but jme.

not a lot though. she just kinda

sorta blew me off for trey and quinton

and they are both SUPER FAGGATS

(dun dun dun laaaaaaa) so yeah.

but maybe she forgot she was having

them over and made plans with me...?

who knows....eh...............im

gonna go now. this has been fun.

bye fuckers!



:::Sash-a:::

"Who's horny???"

fuck me fuck me fuck me

(inside joke haha)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/08/2003 18:25:29
no..

YOUR mother!!!!!!!



hahaha..

i'm horny..



always am..



i might skip b6 tomorrow w/ katie lefler.



most likely not.. ble
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 19:24:55
ha who? i wanna! but not...cuz i need to stop that. really...i do...

hahahahahaha



im horny too...we always are. eh

fuck...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/09/2003 14:38:11
lol i want t fuck.. hehethat would be phn..



I GET TO SEE THE STALKEE TONIGHT!!!!!!!



MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
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archive 18 12-25-05 17:04
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TITLE: high high high!
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/07/2003 18:45:05
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BODY:
so there people.

i am SOOOOOOOOOO

gone right now. and

if none of this makes

sense. someone tell me!

omg sniff.....air!!!!!!

WOW! hahahahahahahaha!!

i <3 you guys! REALLY!!

you guys rock, all yaz!

hehe i am so gone. it r

hurting my tummy laffin

so muchers! hehe. aint

life great you guys????

it are. and i are

i are

i are

i are

i are

i are

ok i am stopping now!!!

and this is a piontless

entry, so me go!

WAAAAA!!!!!!!

dun dun dun laaaaaaaaaaa!

vroooooooom!

bye bye!

BEEP! BEEP!



:::Sash-a:::

picka picka iWiH!!!!!

jme get it!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: CornbreadBitch
DATE: 05/07/2003 19:11:06
right...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 17:54:31
haha that was a funny post to read now that im normal again! weeeee....
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archive 17 12-25-05 17:03
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TITLE: josh......
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/06/2003 19:12:18
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BODY:
you know what? i dont know

how i feel about josh. so

ppl stop askin me about his

faggat druggie ass. ok?!?!?



that is off my chest :D



dude....@ skool today it was

crazy. this Jared guy asked

me out kinda. and i was like

ummmmm........and didnt answer.

and he is like in my study hall

first hour and in my algebra class

tomorrow second hour. so yeah.

and i dunno. he is alright. and

omg this guy named zach....*drool*

he is hott! and then this other (diff)

guy named josh *x-tra drool*. kelsy

knows who im talkin bout. hehe

you think so too dontcha?

wow. this has been a very guy related

kmorg post. yeah it has. wow.

well im gonna go now.....i need to

get my mind off guys.......ahhh!

why does smoking weed make ppl HORNY?

WHY???????

im done now bye
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Brandy
DATE: 05/06/2003 19:22:28
hey if yer on right now check your email in like...half an hour cuz I gotta take a shower then I gotta tell you some stuffs okie? okie. byes byes
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: CornbreadBitch
DATE: 05/07/2003 14:24:40
i don't why it makes people horny but i do know you people need to lay off for awhile.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/08/2003 16:55:39
DOOD i looove gettin high cuz i get horny!! hehehe..



JOSH IS HOT!!!!!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 18:19:02
omg yea!

*DROOL*

mwahahahahahahaha
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/08/2003 18:48:15
lol... we should sit on both sides of him at lunch tomorrow.. wahahahaha
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/08/2003 19:25:46
dude omg yeah we fukin should



this is why im friends with you

cuz you always think of the smart thing to do!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/09/2003 14:38:56
YAY I'M SMART!!



hahahahaha..

oh well we kinda did today..stupid casey..

:/
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archive 16 12-25-05 17:02
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TITLE: YOUR REALLY FUCKED UP!
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/05/2003 17:44:26
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BODY:
you know who you are.

and your REALLY fucked up.

just letting you know that.

and i hope you get whats

coming to you. and it will.

now with that said.........



wow. today has been umm....

weird. yeah. i went out and

F-I-N-A-L-L-Y

got a new bikini :D

SOOOOOOOO HAPPY :D

yeah anyways.......

that. and i got sum weed :D

more happy :D

but the whole tart-pete-me

thingy(the "thing")

....sad! AND ANGRY!

VERY VERY EXTREMLY ANGRY!

all i have to say about that

is:

pete-die, and tart-i heart you

and we already talked about this

:D



now...today.

*woke up (jme called)

she told me about the "thing"

and i was pissed. then (haha)

she told me slim spanky ate kim!

tis a pimp mouse.

*went to skool

met tart and talked to her bout

"thing" and got things better

sorta. went to SC (smokers corner)

and "smoked" hehe w/ autumn.

went to french. haha. and all my

other classes. didnt do shit!

*came home

got changed grabbed purse

*went shopping

got ~NEW~ bikini :D

*came home

now on puter....writing in

Kmorg.....im a loser.........

so im done now. bebe



:::Sash-a:::
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: CornbreadBitch
DATE: 05/06/2003 14:36:03
hehe.... and you also found out interesting info on giggles.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/06/2003 19:05:13
YES I DID! and i will have to post about that :D hehe
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archive 15 12-25-05 17:00
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TITLE: NO CHANGE!
CATEGORY: Imported Posts
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/04/2003 17:55:14
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BODY:
my horoscope is talking

about change.

first off, that word scares

me. nothing good has come

from change! NOTHING!

and now my horo. is

saying there is some

coming. and jme has been

talkin bout how her mom

wants them to move back

to auburn. NO! I REFUSE!

she will not. and if that

is the change my horo. is

talkin bout, i will not be

ok with it! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

and my love horo. is sayin

to expect love to be right

around the corner. umm no.

frist off, no. second off

i dont need love, or maybe

i do. i need to try this

whole COMMITMENT thing ppl

keep talkin about. but i are

scared to commit. I DONT

COMMIT! i cant. eh........



change are not good. it can

DIE! DIE!

yes, die die! i just wish that

things could stay the same.

anywho. i need to get up and

do something around my house.

my horoscope said it would be

good for me.



bebe



:::sash-a:::

*HOROSCOPE FREAK*
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/04/2003 18:07:00
IS THIS SASHA H.?!



it's killer kelsy.



mwahahhaa

and if you dunno who i am i be srry. lol
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/05/2003 17:35:49
yeah this is sasha. dude. omg i love your name. lol so funny.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/05/2003 18:36:53
lol my name comes from a bloodhound gang song.

he bestest song by them is mope.

hehehe.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Brandy
DATE: 05/06/2003 04:53:30
mope is indeed their best song!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: likeascrotumhereitisinanutshell
DATE: 05/11/2003 15:01:42
hell yea!







hahahha and another good song.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/06/2003 19:06:50
that rocks
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Brandy
DATE: 05/04/2003 22:52:40
I need to talk to you.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: sash-a
DATE: 05/05/2003 17:36:23
i know.....and we talked. are you ok now? or do you still need to talk to me???
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